Barred for
Life: 'Terrorist Gringo Cowboys' Go Home! (El Universal, Venezuela)
"Demonstrably
terrorists, conspirators and interventionists, this was long overdue. Obligatory.Had to be done without further
delay. The measure is reciprocal and proportional. Well thought out and
justified. This will prevent them - those imperialistic cowboys and torturers -
from repeatedly hanging around those fabulous regions where, apart from fishing
for peacock bass, they used to buy - at a fair price and in abundance, for personal
consumption and a bit to spare - all kinds of products made with socialist love
which, as stated, is scarce in 'Gringoland."
The country has restored the peace: with coups and assassination
attempts on the lives of our leaders neutralized, those who incite violence in prisons
and the seven gringo terrorists isolated, everything is in its place. Calm
reigns. Everything is exceedingly normal. The muscles sleep and ambition is at
rest.
In relation to this, we should give our thanks to Carrefour,
El Corte Inglés, Galeries
Lafayette, Harrods and Chinatown, as well as supermarkets Tepito
de Ciudad de México o, San Telmo de Buenos Aires and
Boyacá de Bogotá [shopping centers in other countries]. The seven "citizens"
who were "deprived" of visas last week by our revolutionary
government appreciate them, even if the shopping options in these outlets are
nowhere near comparable in offering quantity, variety and price that for years
they were able to enjoy in Venezuela. But sure as hell, these still-available sources
of supply will satisfy their needs for products they find indispensable for living
the good life.
[Editor's Note: The "seven gringo terrorists aka/seven citizens"
the author refers to who have been deprived of Venezuela visas for life are: George
W. Bush and Dick Cheney, Senators Bob Menéndez and
Marco Rubio, Congressman Mario Diaz-Balart and Congresswoman Ileana
Ros-Lehtinen and former CIA chief George Tenet].
Yes, after tremendous anxiety and effort, there has been a
resolution to the humanitarian problem visited on President George W. Bush,
Dick Cheney, Bob Menéndez, Ileana Ros-Lehtinen and the
other U.S. citizens - all demonstrably terrorists, conspirators and
interventionists - after the principled and sovereign decision announced to the
world in Caracas, (as is already widely known and notoriously trumpeted around)
to deny them Venezuelan visas (for life, forever and without appellation). Oh
my God!
Posted By Worldmeets.US
This
was long overdue. Obligatory.Had to
be done without further delay. The measure is reciprocal and proportional.
Well thought out and justified. The measure will prevent them - those
imperialistic cowboys and torturers - from repeatedly hanging around those fabulous
regions where, apart from fishing for peacock bass, they used to buy - at a
fair price and in abundance, for personal consumption and a bit to spare - all
kinds of products made with socialist love which, as stated, is scarce in "Gringoland."
Being compulsive consumers - after all, they invented "it's
cheap, give me two" - they acquired whatever they fancied without being
asked for ID at the cash register or having to put their fat fingers in a single
fingerprint reader [measures adopted to limit panic buying in Venezuelan markets].
Since they didn't need visas to plant their insolent foreign feet on our
hallowed soil, they used to come often, which (additional collateral damage) exhausted
all available seats on flights. They entered like it was their house and ended
up at supermarkets like SupermercadosBicentenario, AreperasSocialistas, Mercalitos, Mercales, Mercales a CieloAbierto, Mercabar, Agropatria, Farmapatria, ZonaLibre de Paraguaná, Mercado de
los Corotos, Ferias de la Economía
Informal, la Chicharronera de LuchoNoay and other outlets created by the revolution.
Maduro Says Coup Efforts by U.S. and Opposition 'Defeated' (Tal Cual, Venezuela)
They hoarded food of all kinds, fresh and processed goodies,
liquor, snacks, trinkets, cleaning and grooming supplies, toilet paper,
diapers, deodorant, kitchen and household articles, razor blades and shaving
cream, condoms, batteries, lubricants and car accessories, clothing, shoes,
cloth sandals, electronics, bed linen, furniture, rebar, cement, tools, wild
duck, parrots, toys, printed flannels, Panama hats, medicines, lotions, creams
and copies of "Plans for the Fatherland 2013-2019." They carried off
everything we have in abundance. Hence the constant visits by Bush, Cheney, Menéndez, Ros-Lehtinen and other gringos who are now barred
from coming.
Now their compatriots who wish to enter our great nation
will have to cough up the 30 of their devalued dollars that our visa will cost
them - they, who are so interested in acquiring here what their savage
neo-liberalism, with its economic warfare, caused to disappear from shelves at Walmart, J.C. Penney, Macy's, Sears and other similar Yankee
stores.
This weekend in Caracas there will be a meeting of UNASUR and the much lauded Secretary General of that
regional consortium [Ernesto Samper] who has already agreed with the Strategic Command
of the Revolution and their anti-imperialist measures, including stripping
members of the National Assembly of their immunity and arresting students and
political leaders. An ideal exhortation for [Venezuela's] clan of governing socialists
would be the further deterioration of relations and trade with the United
States and a deepening of exchanges with the southern bloc, [with Caracas] paying
for products with oil shipments at half the international market price. God
will provide!
This
was long overdue. 
