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Presidents Obama and Chavez shake hands in Trinidad: Was

Obama kissing up to Chavez, or did he get the best of him?

like a harp? Debate rages here and in Latin America.

 

 

El Tiempo, Colombia

'Tropical Napoleon' Melts Before Obama's 'Empire'

 

"The immutable lion, that devourer of all passing prey, was transformed into an affectionate kitty, the kind that likes to sleep in the laps of children. ... The only thing missing was for him to sit at Obama's side and ask for tickets to a baseball game. The North American president will certainly need to see a urologist. His testicles may have a tear after all the fondling I have revealed to you."

 

By Alexander Cambero

                                        

 

Translated By Molly Smith

 

April 23, 2009

 

Colombia - El Tiempo - Original Article (Spanish)

Venezuela President Hugo Chavez hands President Obama a book titled, Open Veins of Latin America: Five Centuries of the Pillage of a Continent, at the Fifth Summit of the Americas in Trinidad & Tobago, April 18.

 

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Just a few kilometers of blue water separates Cumana from Trinidad and Tobago; there is a beautiful and historic relationship that exists between these peoples bathed by the Caribbean. Since time immemorial, the inhabitants of both places have crossed the sea to find a peaceful and friendly place.

 

In the first city founded on the continent, [Cumana: founded in 1515], Hugo Chavez again ranted and raved about the empire. He wanted to turn the ALBA Summit [Bolivarian Alternative for the People of Our America] into an effective response to Barack Obama's emerging leadership. In his speech, he appeared to be a fearsome lion on the point of devouring his prey; with great firmness he hurled prodigious amounts of expletives at the North American administration. Many analysts thought the Summit of the Americas would be a hostile setting for the first Black U.S. president.

 

Upon arriving to Trinidad, everything changed. Hugo Chavez camped out observing Barack Obama for a few long minutes. When he saw the journalists fan out, he pounced on the White House leader, looking to get the flashing cameras to capture the moment that he shook Obama's hand. Then he outdid himself showering Obama with attention. The immutable lion, that devourer of all passing prey, was transformed into an affectionate kitty, the kind that likes to sleep in the laps of children.

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When Barack Obama spoke, the first and most sonorous applause came from Hugo Chavez. He didn't miss a single detail and attempted to take notes on every sentence as if to confirm that, in effect, he actually agreed with the man he recently branded a poor ignorant person. His friends from ALBA looked on with outrage. What happened to the speech of Cumaná? A lion on Venezuelan territory, he turned into a frenzied admirer to the point of shaming himself. When he gave Obama a book by renowned Uruguayan journalist and writer Eduardo Galeano, Obama smiled with irony and looked out of the corner of his eye, making a gesture of annoyance at the presidential pestering.

 

The Secret Services must have exerted themselves mightily to ensure that the number one could go to the bathroom in peace - without having to put up with crazed fans. Imagine someone in mid-urination being tortured by the incessant supplication of the tenant of Miraflores [Venezuela's presidential palace], desirous of a gesture of affection from the great helmsman of the condemned empire. It's almost better to wet one's pants.

 

These postures of Chavez are classic. At the decisive moment, his legs tremble and give out on him.

 

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When on his own, he presents himself as a giant with powerful tentacles. The moment he senses any risk, he flees desperately and takes another position, leaving his faithful in the lurch. Throughout his ten-year misadventure, the examples are multitudinous. They say that his hatred for Archbishop Baltasar Porras was brought about because the illustrious prelate observed Chavez crying bitterly on the night of April 11th [the night of the 48-hour coup in 2002 against Chavez]. What's more, the captain who piloted the helicopter that transported him to La Orchila (a military base off the coast of Venezuela) is in jail simply because he witnessed the sobbing of this champion of the revolutionary struggle. He wailed like a small child who has his candy taken away.  

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It's not surprising then, that he has assumed these positions with Barack Obama. Tomorrow he'll say something else, to the complicit applause of his entourage of admirers - the same ones who have plundered the people of their money.

 

The tropical Napoleon has melted before the empire. The only thing missing was for him to sit at Obama's side and ask for tickets to a baseball game. The North American president will certainly need to see a urologist. His testicles may have a tear after all the fondling I have revealed to you.

 

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