Front of the New York Daily News after Donald Trump
announced
his campaign plans for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination.
Donald Trump: A
Rare Unifying Force for Mexicans and Gringos! (Milenio, Mexico)
"Not only
are you named after a duck, not only do you have the ugliest toupee of any
well-known person - but now you have given us your candidacy for the presidency
of the United States – an idea so ridiculous that you've managed to make us one
with the gringos in crying out in unison: 'Never!' … But let's not be
complacent. To friends who read this column: Please don't vote for this impossible
clown and choose someone serious for the presidency!"
Not only are you named after a duck, not only do you have the
ugliest toupee of any well-known person – but now you have given us your
candidacy for the presidency of the United States – an idea so ridiculous that
you've managed to make us one with the gringos in crying out in unison: "Never!"
We vote neither on the viability of your candidacy in primaries
nor in the election, Donald. But we watched, caught between laughter and concern,
your initial declarations. For example, the idea of building
an enormous wall between Mexico and the U.S. and sticking us with the bill.
To make that happen would require the force of arms. So in a nutshell, you're
going to fuck us the moment you become commander in chief.
Another idea of yours is that from Mexico come drugs and
crime. Donald, it's rather rich to blame us for your out-of-control consumption
of marijuana and your cocaine and ecstasy parties. As for the criminals, you
have your own. You say that "there may be some good ones" (Mexican
immigrants), but you don't know where they are.
I'll tell you where, Donald: they're your voters - 40
million Spanish speakers, many of them Mexican or of Mexican origin, who by
2040 will constitute 30 percent of all gringos. Yes, gringos. And they won't be
snow-white with hair out of a Halloween costume like you. They'll be just like
those you now so despise. So the likelihood is that you won't win and for the
remaining years of your life you'll become a grumpy old curmudgeon surrounded
by Hispanic and Mexican-Americans more influential than you.
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Donald Trump and the 2012 'Campaign of Lunacy' (Der Spiegel, Germany)
That's why you're at the bottom of the Washington Post credibility poll, below Darth Vader, the shark from
Jaws and Voldemort.
That's why you shouldn't win the presidency.
But let's not be complacent. To friends who read this column:
Please don't vote for this impossible clown and choose someone serious for the
presidency! This is no time for jokes. This gentleman is not what George
Washington would have ever hoped for his country. Thank you.
