For Women's Sake, Michael Douglas, Educate the Young! (Folha, Brazil)
"The good thing is that you're cured and are able to do
what you like most in life. The good thing is knowing that, like all of us who
love women, you would risk everything again. ... Now that we've set our tongues
on the issue, dear Michael, did you know that women have never complained as
much about the lack of orality on the part of men as
they do today? ... There are grown men nearing the age of 30 who are
indifferent to performing good oral pleasure on the ladies. They deserve it,
you lazy beings! And don't tell us, old Douglas, that it has anything to do with
a medical or preventive issue!"
Actor Michael Douglas courted major controversy by laying his throat cancer at the feet of cunilingus. Thank God he's cured, and can return to what he loves best.
Dear
Michael, my great confessed pervert, I write to confess a concern, to express
relief, and talk about a certain pedagogy for these boys, poor boys, that
forget the oral pleasure of females.
Yes,
friend, it was a hell of a scare. By attributing your throat cancer to a
devotion to oral sex on women, many people were left reflective and restless. Paiva, for example - do you remember Paiva?
He told me he didn’t see any point in going on living. [Paiva
is a popular Brazilian columnist who
often deals with questions of sexuality].
Bewilderment
of stubborn practitioners
Now
your spokesperson tells us here: "It wasn't exactly like that, etc." Ugh.
It's more complicated than that. The cigarettes and the drinking, two other
vices you have, may have aided the disease. In any case, we won’t get into the
details of the diagnosis. That would be the kind of topic which, when in the
hands of a layperson, could generate a useless panic.
The
good thing is that you're cured and are able to do what you like most in life.
The good thing is knowing that, like all of us who love women, you would risk
everything again.
Nowadays,
to have a serious disease, just being alive is enough. Everything is risky and
just living is dangerous, as Geraes the scribe whispered
[a line spoken from the Brazilian novelThe Devil
to Pay in the Backlands].
Now
that we've set our tongues on the issue, dear Michael, did you know that women
have never complained as much about the lack of orality
on the part of men as they do today?
The
crisis is severe.
Particularly
among the younger generations. In a world that is more antiseptic, squeaky clean,
many young people just want to receive oral sex. Selfish. They are not the
least bit followers of the Franciscan adage of “it is in giving that we
receive.”
Men
are reaching 20-something without even knowing how to say good morning to a
woman, as Uncle Nelson
already complained of. ["Uncle Nelson" aka/Nelson Rodrigues, was a Brazilian writer who often wrote of sexual
taboos.]
There
are grown men nearing the age of 30 who are indifferent to performing good oral
pleasure on the ladies. They deserve it, you lazy beings!
And
don’t tell us, old Douglas, that it has anything to do with a medical or
preventive issue! That's a little repulsive.
In
this scenario, only the wisdom of the mango saves, my dear. That’s what I often
heard from older men in my rural youth.
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I’ll
tell you - will repeat here the advice I’ve already given on this blog, my dear
pervert Michael.
Mature
males, especially those in cities and villages, advised young men to suck on
the fruit of the mango tree as a sentimental education for the blossoming future
male.
Besides
being healthy - the mango is miraculous for health - the exercise would avoid
any female complaints like those reverberating today in our attentive heads.
Understand
the act of sucking on a mango, my dear man, as a beautiful entry into the messiness
and sweet dirtiness of guarding the best of smells in your beard, even if it's
young and thin and dripping down your chin.
That
is the wisdom of the mango, my dear old Michael Douglas. It should be a part of
the core curriculum, like the Paulo Freire
method.
Here
I say farewell, dear friend, with appreciation and consideration always, X.S.
